Bumpit Sightings

There is a potential epidemic which as yet has gone un-named. This relates to going to a movie, play, sporting event, graduation, etc. and being unable to see what you came for, due to the person in front of you Rocking a Bumpit. With Bumpits now having sold over 1 million units, it is likely that either you or someone you love will be affected. Our first step towards understanding this new phenomenon is to name it. I present to you a…

Bumpits Eclipse

Bumpits Blocking the View to a Play.

If I had more talent, I’d redo Bonnie Tyler’s ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’, changing it to ‘Total Eclipse of the Part’…perhaps I’ll work up the lyrics.

Update: Here’s how the bridge and chorus lyrics would go

Total Eclipse of the Part
(to the Tune of ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ – by Bonnie Tyler)

…And I need scissors tonight
And I need them more than ever
If you could move a seat to the right
You can keep that hair forever

You’re only starting a fight
Your hair and I can’t be together
Before you came I could see just fine
Your hair is like a shadow on me all of the time
I can’t see through your hairdo and I’m always in the dark
Your hair’s caught in a ceiling fan and giving off sparks!

Please God, move out of my sight!
or baldness gonna start tonight
yes, scalping’s gonna start tonight!

Once upon a time I was watching a play
But now I’m missing the Art
There’s nothing I can do
A total Eclipse of the Part…

Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there’s only hair in the dark
Nothing I can say
A Total Eclipse of the Part

Turnaround big hair
Turnaround big hair

… oooohhh…