Progressive Bumpits
by bumpits on Oct.05, 2009, under Photos
During a commercial interruption tonight, there was Flo from Progressive Insurance…you know – the lady who likes insurance WAY too much. Something about her hair caught my attention.
Flo mesmerizes another hapless couple into buying insurance with her death stare and her monolithic hive. If this is not a Bumpits Sighting, then Flo is an alien life form with a severely mishapen head.
I must say I prefer Flo over that ultra-annoying googly-eyed wad of cash that Geico keeps foisting on us (I like Rockwell as much as anyone, but the techno ‘I Always Feel Like, Somebody’s Watching Me’ makes me want to slam my head in the microwave repeatedly…where was I? Oh yes, Flo). Here’s a profile shot – that has got to be Bumpits, or where she keeps the phonebook.
Flo's mountain hair is hypnotic, like 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' hypnotic. Progressive owes their success to this well-placed Bumpit on steroids.
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