Bumpit Sightings

Aimee sent this from her iPhone. It looks like she was…ahem…sending a text or checking an email when she secretly took this shot. Nice work, Aimee. Thanks for capturing this Big Happy Hair while enjoying your meal.

It looks like Bumpits may never be quite as huge as the Fushigi Ball, but that’s ok

Yes. I watched the Olympics opening ceremony. I didn’t catch this opera singer’s name, but she had to be sporting a dozen Bumpits. What better way to kick off the Olympics than going big hair? Indeed.

Now that BumpitSightings.com exists, there are a few humorous submissions rolling in. These jokers think they can fool me with what will from this day forward be known as ‘False-Positives’…these are Big Hair Sightings, which Bumpits cannot take credit (or blame) for.

What better Big Hair Sighting to start the False-Positives series with than this gem from a little flick called Battlefield Earth?

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times – Battlefield Earth is Barry Pepper’s Braveheart. Not 61. Not Knockaround Guys. Not 3: The Dale Earnhardt Story. And although there are multiple Big Hair Sightings in Battlefield Earth, this stellar flick with a magnificent 2.3 rating on IMDB was released (foisted) in the year of our Lord, 2000. Bumpits came much later…like late last year. So I have no other choice than to file this submission under the newly minted False Positives category.

Nice try, and please keep them coming. This is what I’m here for.